Which lawn ornament is best for me? I need help!?!?

I am in kind of a predicament. I cannot choose between a ceramic gnome, a giant toad, a pink flamingo, or maybe one of those geese I can buy outfits for.. Which one would make my neighbors most envious of me? I mean I want to be the coolest person on my block. Why do lifes most important decisions have to be so difficult to make? Oh and please don't reccommend a flamingo and a gnome because I don't want to be breaking up fights in my yard!!!